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hi


i love urban dictionary

even though its totally trashy and stupid.

I am sad to say...I am addicted.

I urbandictionary.com-ed my name. (idea was brought to my attention by amydollface)

1. celia
just about the most coolest person you'll ever meet. a girl so is very mellow and laid back. about the hottest they'll get.
omg celia is so live.

2. celia
A beutiful woman with very bad luck
She looks like a Celia

(spelling error was there...thats not my bad)

3. celia
Fat, nasty Jewish woman with thick-rimmed glasses and doesn't take a shower very often. Her hair resembles that of a poodle. Always has food stuck between her teeth.
Look at that huge porker over there! It must be Celia.


and just for the fun of it, here are some new words for you scenesters so you can keep your lingo hip and jive.

1. Sargasm
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!" "Dude, don't have a sargasm."

2. zomg
A variation of omg. The Z doesn't stand for anything; the word was accidentally invented by users intending to hit the Shift Key instead of Z. It was used by some gamers for a time in 2004. In 2006, its usage became widespread.
ZOMG! That mp3 player is awesome! *orders*

3. Pwned
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

4. AFK BRB
Translation: Away from keyboard, be right back

I could go on and on and on...but seriously....guys....come on.....i really do have a life.


I swear.