Thursday, November 20, 2008

ROTFLMAO

hi


i love urban dictionary

even though its totally trashy and stupid.

I am sad to say...I am addicted.

I urbandictionary.com-ed my name. (idea was brought to my attention by amydollface)

1. celia
just about the most coolest person you'll ever meet. a girl so is very mellow and laid back. about the hottest they'll get.
omg celia is so live.

2. celia
A beutiful woman with very bad luck
She looks like a Celia

(spelling error was there...thats not my bad)

3. celia
Fat, nasty Jewish woman with thick-rimmed glasses and doesn't take a shower very often. Her hair resembles that of a poodle. Always has food stuck between her teeth.
Look at that huge porker over there! It must be Celia.


and just for the fun of it, here are some new words for you scenesters so you can keep your lingo hip and jive.

1. Sargasm
Deriving far too much satisfaction from glibly berating another with sarcasm.
"Oh, thanks a lot for drinking my last beer! No, it's my fault... if I wanted it for myself, I shouldn't have put it in the fridge!" "Dude, don't have a sargasm."

2. zomg
A variation of omg. The Z doesn't stand for anything; the word was accidentally invented by users intending to hit the Shift Key instead of Z. It was used by some gamers for a time in 2004. In 2006, its usage became widespread.
ZOMG! That mp3 player is awesome! *orders*

3. Pwned
A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned." Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned." It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

4. AFK BRB
Translation: Away from keyboard, be right back

I could go on and on and on...but seriously....guys....come on.....i really do have a life.


I swear.

Shake it baby

The past few days have been a little rough, and I have had my share of moments where I just break down and start crying. It feels weird to have someone my age and someone who I knew (and wasn't a family member) pass away and so I really didn't know how I was going to handle it. Well, I do now...I'm very emotional and I cry over everything.
Butttttttt on the brighter side, I was surfing the net tonight (instead of sleeping of course) and I happen to stumble upon the most awesome(est) thing ever...

Baby Do's and Don'ts.
ohemgee friends, if I ever have children....please someone buy me this book. I'm not even kidding. From the pictures, raising children can be super confusing and who knows the real right way to successfully raise a human being. Now take picture number uno for instance...
Calming baby. Yes: gently patting baby on the back to sooth and eventually have baby fall asleep. No: Serving baby gin (or your choice of alcoholic beverage).
And why not? Lots of people calm themselves down with beer/wine/gin/whatever so why not baby? I believe that a half milk and half rum bottle for baby would be the trick..and honestly, how do we know that baby doesn't want a little kick in their drink?
Picture number two:
Everyone loves to go shopping...so why not baby? I really don't trust those child seats in those shopping carts, especially if they have seat belts in them. Is baby driving somewhere?!?! Shouldn't baby be more involved with the shopping experience and be "hands-on" with what mommy or daddy is buying? besides, the inside of a shopping cart is probably more safe than that little itty bitty baby seat with a strap of death.

Picture three:



One of my favorites...
Every year parents spend too much money for babysitters who are probably just going to blow all that money on sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Please guys...lets reconsider. The bum (or hoebo) is obviously the better choice here. Think of it...just tell the guy if he wants to have his mcnuggets and mcsandwich and mcfries, then he better keep his mchands off the mcdvd player and keep his mceyes on the mcbaby or we'll call the mcpolice.
Simple logic I think
So in conclusion....I probably shouldn't bring people into this world..because they'll be drunk, shoppaholic, bum raised kids.
[NOTICE: i really don't believe any of this but thanks for playing]

Monday, November 17, 2008

Life and Death

I woke up today feeling infinite; no really, its true. Even though the day was gloomy and the temperature was a little chilly, I felt that today was going to be a great day. Traffic was terrible, class was dull and the news that I recieved as I left class just put the cherry on top of a crap sandwich which was my day...

a friend of mine...Audie Deanne Gregory, a senior at Carroll High School died in a car collision earlier this morning.

Audie was in Select Sound with me during the 2006-2007 show choir season. We were also on crew together and we would always goof around, dancing along with the MM kids during "Picture Show" and chit chatty during their stupid practices. She was so full of engery and spirit and nothing anyone ever said brought her down. Audie was also six months pregnant, however unfortunately the fetus did not survive.

Though I was not one of her closest friends, Audie impacted my life with nothing but happiness. She was so much fun to be around and I'm truly and honestly going to miss her so much.


Photos of the accident




This is the truck that hit the driver's side of the car.


This is how terrible the car was damaged.


All five siblings were involved with the accident. Audie was pronounced dead at the scene, her brothers and sisters: Whitney, Brittney, Evan, and Justen were all air rushed to the hospital. The two girls were not expected to make it there, but they exceeded expectation and all four of them are now expected to recover from their injuries.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Such Great Heights

Today was a lovely day

I slept in, took a shower, went and saw "Zack and Miri Make a Porno" with Scott (which really isn't the best of date movies f.y.i.) then chilled out at my place before going and renting all the "Back to the Future" movies. We started the first one at like 11:30ish and finished the second at 3:20ish. I made the adult choice and told him that it was probably time for him to go home and that we would finish the final movie tomorrow sometime.

But man, I just love "Back to the Future". Kudos to Spielberg and Zemeckis for writing and directing a film that has so many plots intertwined with one another. From the problems in 1955 to the future, to an alternate 1985 and finally with 1885. My goodness good griefness friends...that is very crazy cool to have not just one movie, but three of them all to work together. In my opinion, they are probably one of the best trilogies of all time (or at least tied with "LOTR")

I was thinking today about where I was wanting this blog to go and how I wanted to present ideas or opinions to my reader(s). What am I really writing about? I guess in one view, this is just an easier way for me to journal, especially now that I never seem to have time to just sit and write. What I think about the world, how I view things, and my thoughts. But then I was thinking...do people really want to read that bull honkey? I want to post blogs that will keep peoples attentions, entertain them with clever stories, and I want to talk about things going on in the world today.....buuuutttt.... then that would have to include work and research to make sure I was presenting the correct information and not just spewing a whole bunch of junk that I really didn't know about.

I suppose this is just a collection of all what I want my blog to be, though I will need to work on writing in a way that makes sense not just to me, but for you guys. :]

Thursday, November 6, 2008

DYMO

Is offically the name of my cell phone. Even though it will be replaced with something way 'cooler' and 'up-to-date'. I work in wireless and I have not a clue about anything. Truly, sometimes I'm shocked I was hired. Ryan Hamrick if you are reading this, you should have choosen more wisely. I suck

But aside from my lack of knowledge about cell phones, I do know that it is getting colder outside. Tis the season to be jolly (almost) and I for one can not be anymore excited. I love this weather...it is perfect for tip-less gloves, long sleeves, scarfs, and hats. Hmmm...I think I'm going to be cool like Oprah and have a list of my favorite things

Celia Anne's November list of her favorite things (the order isn't important):

1] Zebra Print (oh my goodness, I wish I had everything in zebra print right now. It is way cooler than any other animal print in my opinion and forget about just only black and white. dude....you can get it in any color)

2] HSM3 (What?!? are you serious? Yes. I am. Let me tell you why. It is the best movie I have seen since The Dark Knight...and I've seen quite a few movies since that one. It is the best out of the three, the singing is great, the dancing is even better, and despite all the stupid parts with miss Gabby, the movie was amazing)

3] Flat Boots (I am falling in love with my flat boots, they are extremely chic and wickedly cool)

4] Skinny Jeans (Aside from the fact that they are not always the most comfortable jean, I just think skinny jeans are awesome, and not just for emo boys who want to dress like middle school girls)

5] Flat Boots (or heels) with Skinny Jeans (nuff said)

6] The Office (Come on...who can resist? Jim's good looks and loveable charm, Dwights attitude and Micheal's innocence. This show is everything any show should be.)

7] Flannel PJ Bottoms (in my opinion every woman should own at least two pairs of flannel pj bottoms. If I could, I would wear them everyday to everywhere.)

8] Polaroids (the very first 'digital' camera, minus the fact that you can't erase the picture. Instant gratification)

9] Fall (Just everything about it. The smell in the morning, the breeze, the colors of the trees, the leaves falling to the ground. It just makes me think of how much beauty there is in this world)

10] Dymo (even though my pink razor is outdated and uncool, I love it and is truly one of my favorite things.)

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

:]

So its been like a couple zillion days since I have written anything and my adoring fans have been complaining about not seeing anythan' new (thanks mom). So I have decided to post...be happy.
September was filled with exciting moments, mainly my job at Sprint, which in all reality is anything but exciting. My position is what some may call a "hourly sales associate" or in other terms "the whatever person". If they need a person to fill in for a couple hours, thats when I work. Our store is basically a medium sized rectangle with phones on one side, accessories on another and the front desks in front of you when you first come inside. What I do is I stand (or sit on a little itty bitty stool) behind the desk, answering questions, trying to sell a phone or accessory, or just explaining the little information I know. It really all is good fun.
October wasn't much different. Aside from school and work and the little time I am able to spend with my family and friends, I honestly forgot that my birthday was coming up at the end of the month. I was too busy planning a halloween party, working on papers, and making sure I wouldn't get fired that turning nineteen just seemed unimportant. I don't know when or how, but it happened and let me tell you this, I really hate the number. To me, nineteen just seems so...so...hm...what is the word I'm looking for...prime. Its that awkward limbo stage between not being a teenager anymore but not quite cool enough to go to bars and pretend that I'm a regular and drink heavily. I really enjoyed eighteen and I enjoyed seventeen even more, but I guess it comes with the package. Being alive means becoming older (and if I'm complaining now about turning nineteen...good lord...what will I be like when I'm thirty?)
As for the halloween party, I honestly must say the costume that Scott and I both dressed as was pretty dang cool.
As you can see we are characters from my main man big EAP's (edgar allen poe) The Masque of the Red Death and you will NOT believe how many times I had to explain that to people. I guess that I can understand where the confusion is coming from. To any ordinary person, I suppose that we do seem just like to masked fools, but that would be incorrect. If they would have just studied during sophomore english, they would have totally gotten it with no problem and no questioned asked. Let me show you.

Now aside from the fact that I am NOT wearing a mask in the first photograph, a viewer can CLEARLY see that Scott is coughing up something, and one could just only ASSUME that it would be blood since there is just a shit ton on my face. The second photo isn't much better ( I just personally thought it was adorable how Scott's mask looks like he is just ticked off all the time). You would think it wouldn't be too hard to understand, but no. Even during the party when we were hacking up fake blood people were like "oh duh, you guys are vampires!".
...ohhhemmmgeeee my friends...
How many vampire vomit up blood? Only retarded ones who apparently don't want to live anymore. Oh well, I decided that it wasn't worth all the explaination so I just nodded my head yes whenever someone asked (then gave an answer) as to what we were.
Now as November is beginning I can only hope that my life won't get anymore hetic. I'm looking for a new job hopefully something more entertaining for myself. I will be studying harder and keeping my grades up, and hopefully I'll actually get my film camera fixed and get my butt out there and start taking photographs again.
I really honestly do miss it sometimes.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Astair

The most wonderful thing happened today

it rained, but not only did it rain, it poured, it stormed, and it was magificent. Oh! How I do love when Indiana has lovely thunderstorms, especially now. We haven't gotten much rain recently and the change in weather was a blessing.

School will be starting soon, not only for myself, but for all my friends as well. I'm not looking forward to saying goodbye to the ones that are leaving and when thinking about it, I'm not looking forward to saying farwell to the ones who are going to school here right in town. I thought I would be able to handle the seperation, but now I'm beginning to understand how difficult it really is going to be. I wish I was a stronger person and I wish that I had more confidence in myself to have the ability to let go and grow in life, but I'm not. I'm still that immature senior in high school who is just having the time of her life. I'm still in that safe secure building where I know everyone and everything. This world seems so big, and though I have big ambition, I'm constantly thinking is it going to be enough? I'm not so sure anymore.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

iPods and SYTYCD

Summer is slowly coming to an end and all I can think is
"Please, somehow let the days be longer
the nights be wilder
and every moment be remembered"

However, every day has to end, every night because a morning, and some moments remain forgotten. Since I have not posted much recently, it has given me the time to think about life. About what I want to do and become and how my opinions and views have changed over certain issues.

How I though relationships could last through anything, yet sometimes you just have to be the filler friend, but if you get over yourself and step down off your high horse...

these friendships are always there. You never know how much you care for someone unless you've been seperated for some time. This is my best girl friend [besides Alice of course]-Tressie Linn.

I've known Tress ever since pre-school, which is now a grand total of almost 14 years. We were never really fond of each other all through elementary school, we really didn't hit it off well during middle school, but something about high school changed us. We actually became friends, actually good friends. She is always there for me when I need her and she has the best personality of anyone I know.

But speaking of friends, I have to let you know on a little secret, I have two best friends.


I met Scott Esmond formally the summer of oh seven at Ryan Hawns graduation party. However I knew of Scott through show choir. He was in minstrel magic and he was the only kid I yelled at to make sure that a girl on crew had enough tape on his shirt that it wouldn't come untucked during the show. He drove me absolutely crazy. But at Ryan's I thought he was a pretty cool kid, and being left alone with him for about an hour or so, I knew that we were going to be best friends. I even told him that, which then started the running joke of us being best bestest friends. However in the long run, the joke was on me, because he did become my best friend. Someone whom I talked to all the time...and now I'm dating him. He is the one person that I can tell my secrets to, my hopes and fears. He is there when I have to vent or just need a sholder to cry on. I love him and everything he does for me.


I guess in the long run, I really appreciate these people, and not just them, but all the friends I have in my life. I've grown up a little and realized that the world isn't about me, but all of us. And that being humble is an important trait to have.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Wolverines

Today Morgan, Caleb, and myself started a club.

We are the Wolverines
President: Celia Anne Officer: Morgan Leigh Junior Member: Caleb Michael


He is the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Being only five years old the world can seem like such a wonderful and yet difficult place. Today after playing outside and throwing a soccer ball at each other with many laughs and smiles, he said that he didn't like me because we all had to go inside. It much be tough to be only five.

Caleb has spunk, he also seems to put a smile on everyone's face. He is my cookie and I am his. Although I'm not entirely sure what goes through his head sometimes, I always know that he means good. I love the way that he'll just sit in my lap and laugh with me, or at me, or at himself. From his 'Thank you sirs' . to his "What'chou say?" You just got to love 'em


Then there is miss punky Morgan

Now she is a girl who knows what she wants and uses her talents to get that. She has life, creativity that I once had in myself when I was her age. And even though she may have a temper, her gentle, loving side is usually what shines through.

I love my siblings.


Monday, July 7, 2008

Moon River

I feel so small
I have no car
I have no job
No calls ever come on my phone
I don't hear from anyone

How can one person feel so alone

Sasha is offically dead
which breaks my heart because she was a fine
piece of shit
And even though I complained all the time about her
I will miss her even more than Tortuga.

Job hunting is overrated
I turned in two applications today
and there was no thrill
no fireworks.
I wasn't excited
I felt just the opposite
Like I was selling my soul to the working society of America
I just feel like life is too short to be stuck working all day long



oh shucks.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Summer Skin



I feel like I should be doing so much more
No down time
No breaks
No breathing
...
then why does it seem that I am forgotten?



No calls from friends
No "hey whats up...we're haning out"


I guess I'm just freaking out
I miss being in my oh seven summer skin
Hanging out every single day with friends
Laughing
Swimming
Talking



Life right now is just a little dull
and I'm wanting to spice it up
These are the times that try men's souls
There just seems to be more out there waiting for me
And I'm just standing here
Doing nothing



Road Trip anyone?




I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Sunday, June 29, 2008

just thinking of you

My uncle was married on Saturday
and the wedding was beautiful

Just looking at the bride and groom
the look in their eyes
how they held one another
you could just tell that they were in love

it was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

and i fell in love with Frank Sinatra
his music is soothing
especially "The Way You Look Tonight"
it gives me that fuzzy feeling

Nothing recently is new
I bought a nikon coolpix which i named Penelope
its red and cute
and i have it with me always.
Summer is going on as normal
however i miss my friends
and i am thinking about having a bon fire at my house sometime this week

I don't know what it is about fires and friends
but some reason they seem to open everyone up
the glow of a flame
the smell of a roasting marshmellow
something about these moments allow people to feel free
to just be themselves
to share stories
moments
memories

I love times like those.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Mornings

This morning, I felt alive. Maybe it was the fact that I did not go to sleep at all last evening, took a walk at four and was able to watch the sun rise.







Let me tell you, its times like those that make you happy to be alive.

I'm not really sure what is going on
people are changing and making certain choices
which is only human
we are here to make these choices
but as said choices are being made i can't but think
do they realize what they are deciding on

whether its to hang out with a certain group of people
to eat this instead of that
to try drugs and maybe a tad of alcohol
maybe its to give into those desires for another person
or to not talk to a person because they made a mistake

I know what bad choices can do to a person
and I know how horrible it feels to be the one to to have messed up
but I also know that hope is there
I know first hand that people are forgiving
and all it takes is "I'm sorry"

Its funny when people say that they are not forgiving
Why?
How many times have you not screwed up?
How many people did you not hurt?
How many lies did you not tell?

che right.